I'll come with you.
Who are you?
I am Lutz. Your assistant's assistant.
Let me come to Los Angeles with you.
I'll help you become famous.
Why would I need your help; you're totally unqualified?
Because I think you're... amazing.
Will I wake up to you masturbating over me?
I promise, I won't wake you up.
I booked Paula Abdul very soon after!
How crazy!
But where is the furniture?
It's gone.
I told them to move it out for today because of the interview.
Without furniture, where will Paula sit?
Are you trying to ruin me?
Wait.
Paula's Agent spread the word. We've been blacklisted.
What about...
He won't come.
How can I make a show without the celebrities?
Don't worry... we have 24 hours, the show will go on.
They don't want it.
I don't know, how you still put up with me.
I'm nothing. I should go back to Austria.
No... you're amazing.
Lutz, here's a good one. I have to make a porn.
Be careful...
Madonna has one.
Brangelina has one.
And now Brüno also has one!
That is 13 pounds of black gold.
Call all of the magazines.
We're organizing the best photo shoot the world has ever known.
It will make me so famous. Understood?
Yes, I understand.
What's all of this?
OJ is gone.
I'm committing carbicide.
You have everything to live for.
I am so tired. I can't walk back.
Lutz, you're so strong. And you're just as comfy as a Mexican.
You're so light, Mr. Brüno.
Just like a feather.
You know, I'm only nice to you, because I like you.
Mr. Brüno, your hairbrush is pressing into my back.
That's not my hairbrush.
Where is the key?
Call for help.
That was the best day of my life.
It was super, fantastic.
Finally, we are together.
Are you retarded, Lutz?
Last night I was "carbohydrate-tripped" up.
I had no idea, I didn't know what I was doing.
I was high on Ragin' Cajun Potato Skins.
I am Brüno.
I don't date near nothing-assistants.
Nobody loves as much as I love you...
And I know, that you love me too.
Please accept me. Or die alone.
No.
Where can you go Lutz?
If you leave me, I'll not give you one cent.
You can't do that anyways. You're broke.
I don't need you anyway, Lutz.
I can do well by myself.
I am Brüno!